not sure how classy this is, but with all the crazy genetic talk out there right now, I thought this would be a fetish of the future if we could add animal characteristics.
I wasn’t ready to think about how wings might play in..

This is already a fetish. It’s called furries.

well, I didn’t know! thanks. I’m NOT up on current fetishes, but glad my piece is relevant now..

still not thinking it’s classy.. lol

Furry porn, I love it!

Haha! I was imagining the two kittens as the actors from CATS, the musical, and it made me laugh. Good last line, two.

This is just like you Elsha quit the damn apology and let us comment already. It was very creative i love how a midwestern mother prophecies porn in the future. As always Elsha you are a genius.

Couldn’t believe my eyes, when I saw ElshaHawk’s name and porn in the same sentence. Hahaha It was great.

I’m glad you mentioned the suit being itchy at the end, because I kept thinking about that the entire time (or if not itchy, how uncomfortable it might be).
I’m not sure exactly why I like this story but on a basic level it was very amusing, so thank you.

Jape Prophets

YoU"RE A PLUSHY!!!! Ahahahahaha Plushy is a real fetish NOW! There are weirdos(not that I’m judging) who are into dressing up like stuffy toys and DOING it! Thery are all over the midwest, I promise

so it wasn’t a leap on my part to throw in the “what if they could alter themselves genetically/” part. to admit teh truth, I got this idea from a scene in the video game BioShock where the girl in the kitty mask is all “Mr. So-and-So!”

Now you know.

i already commented on this crack ninja