I’m kinda confused.. was this an earthly conspirator or a heavenly one? Why kidnap and then return, what kingdom? I think..after careful consideration.. this person took the donations and ran.

Yes, that would be the correct interpretation.

The way the narrator talks makes me feel that this was just an earthly conspirator as well. At least, I hope God doesn’t sound this crazy.

Is he in that Brazilian place with that statue? I can’t think of any more appropriate spot from the final few lines

Interesting and very common notion about some preachers. This is a take on the rapture I hadn’t expected, but it was a fun read. Made me smile.

Nice take on the challenge. It’s the sort of thing that would happen in the real world – at least all of the kidnap victims are safe.

Beautiful language