3:56

Uncle Stan should be here in about four minutes. He’s pretty young for an uncle, only 4 years older than me. I don’t mind him coming over. I set his favorite beer on the coffee table in the living room.

4:15

He brings a bunch of pornos and I know he’s going to want me to touch his crotch like the girls in them. I’m used to it so I know exactly how it’s done.

4:45

I clean up the living room. Uncle Stan is sleeping in the guest room so when Mom and Dad come home they’ll just think he crashed here.

5:55

I get my homework, turn on the TV and fix my hair. Mom and Dad walk in complaining about how work was and I tell them about my day. Minus the past two hours. Uncle Stan wakes up and greets them, while Mom puts on dinner.