I don’t understand exactly where they came from. I don’t think anyone does. They came from a place called Brown Plateau. They were closely followed by a man that flys through universes with a brown porta-potty. But I think me and the mages at pigpimples are the only ones left alive. They brought the Murfs with them. And they brought that cat with them. I think its name is PoppyField. But my ship, The Thousand-year Eagle, and I can stop them. I am Captain Ray Nolds. And I am about to save the world.