“He said he wasn’t gay, so he isn’t. End of story. I don’t see how it matters to you.”
“It matters because it’s stupid and unnatural. People being attracted to their own sex – how lame is that? How creepy is that?”
“Not at all. You’re the one who’s manifesting a little show of affected machoness. What, are you so insecure that your manhood can’t handle the close proximity of a gay couple? Are you afraid that you’ll catch it? You crowd yourself with people just like you – all brawn and no brain, and if there is a brain you sure don’t use it often – so that you can feel justified in being the giant hillbilly that you are. Stupid and unnatural, my foot. Don’t you know that homosexuality has existed since before the evolution of humans? Animals can be homosexual. It has been occurring in nature for thousands, nay, perhaps millions of years, and you, a beefy twenty-something year old who talks about booze, breasts and butt sizes, say that it’s unnatural and creepy. You are unnatural and creepy. I pity you.”