once upon a time i was sitting on my picturesque window seat. i stared out the window photogenically. then i decided. I AM GOD! I CAN KILL THE AMERICAN DREAM OF SNOW! So I put this insane thought into the weatherpeoples’ brains and made them tell the poor innocent(hahahaha.) town of Arlington, Virginia that it was going to snow. They were so excited! I got more than two point six eight four thousand Facebook updates on it. Then i made it snow! But only about three inches.
Since this supercrazyawesome girl named Kateri Gajadhar(hint hint give her an A, love god) was really cool and prayed and stuff all the time, i decided to give them a twohour delay.
Because im just that awesome.
Love from,
God.