Why is the cake a lie?
“Hey, sad earthling!” said Tristan, the weirdo that sits next to me. I look over at him and reply sweetly, “What the heck do ya want?!” His dumb smirk was unmoved, “Wanna” He said, “come with me at lunch to have great adventures with my best friend?” He was finally off his rocker, “It’ll be fun.” he concluded. This was weird, he didn’t have any friends (If you didn’t count the voices in his head) but i decided i should go in case he becomes disappointed nobody came. the rest of that period is a blur, I found myself outside with Tristan at lunch. “They’re here.” He said quite coolly. And… OHMAGAWDIT’SAGIANTSPACESHIP!!! “Well, come in the cake is ready.” Said the man. I went in and met Tristan’s best friend and his dad, who works for a company of intergalactic limousines. Lo and behold we go on the adventure to the vicinity of skywalker, I almost die, Tristan is stuck in a hole, and I discover the epicness of alien cake & I get back to school just in time for fourth. I miss the cake, It was an amazing cake.