Bobby doesn’t have a day job. He watches British car shows all afternoon.

“They have to ride a second hand motorcycle across Vietnam. If it breaks down they have to ride a motorcycle painted with the American flag that plays “Born in the USA on loop”. "

That’s awesome, I say.

And I know it’s not.
He knows it’s not.
But he keeps watching British car shows, waiting for the phone to ring, waiting for an offer.

And I keep unplugging the phone.