Hilarious. I kind of cheated and looked at the last line first, but still totally worth the read. I like the serious tone while maintaining the cartoon elements.

Ha Ha! This just came to me before bed last night but too comfy to un-burrito myself and write it down.
Glad you enjoyed the sillyness!

Clever interpretation of the challenge. Funny, abd awfully serious both at once, you have accomplished everything you set out to do including entertaining me with a belly laugh.

Coyote! I was expecting a mexican!