Agent: Thank you for contacting ACME customer support chat, how may I help you?
W.E.C.: HELLO
Agent: Hello Mr. WEC, how may I help you today?
W.E.C.: HELLO
Agent: Yes?
W.E.C.: DO YOU HAVE ROCKET POWERED
Agent: Everything we carry is rocket-powered, sir. Is there something specific you need?
W.E.C.:ROLLER SKATES
Agent: Yes, we
W.E.C.:BAT WINGS
W.E.C.:SLING SHOT
Agent: Of course, sir. Just look in the “Other” section of our online store. I think you’ll find what you need.
W.E.C: GUNPOWDER
Agent: Yes…
W.E.C: BIRDSEED
Agent: I’m sorry, sir, we don’t carry pet supplies. Try Amazon.
W.E.C. PORTABLE HOLE
Agent: I don’t think we can help you with that.
W.E.C.:HOW MUCH FOR DELIVERY TO SOUTHERN UTAH
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W.E.C.:HELLO
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