Amusing for the reader, less so for the poor individual in your story. I feasted quite happily on your delightful choice of words. It feels as though you managed to get two stories in here, both clear and distinct, yet blended seamlessly.

Great story.

Welcome to Ficly!

Such a seamless infusion of thoughts and visuals. The contradictions and contrasts throughout are well-mentioned:

Woke up/eyes closed, had been/still dreaming, slippers easy/standing not

Plus, who can resist a story with Iron Man and Hellboy duking it out? Wouldn’t mind seeing Batman in the mix.

It was a rather spur of the moment idea, but I thought it might be an interesting first prose entry.
Thanks also for the comments and the welcome. Both are very appreciated.