How is this possible, you ask? Didn’t she just text her husband? Oh, let me tell you. They belong to At&t, the world’s most jacked up cell phone network. The text was received hours after the fact due to the millions of “apps” being downloaded through their network.

Ew, that was a brutal twist and even darker than a lot of the other possibilities. Even with your AT&T out I don’t think it totally lines up, but it’s still a fun twist. The disgusting details were amazingly wrought, no flinching, no soft-pedaling, so kudos for that. You are not a guy who does things half way, are you.