“Ria, how’s eternity treating you?”

“Hey Oaoex. Same old, same old. I managed to appear in a vision to a human, but he was locked up in a mental institution.”

“That sucks.”

“I know. I mean, what’s the point of being a god if you can’t get people to believe in you. Anyway, what are you up to? Appear in any visions?”

“No. I’m trying a different approach.”

“Really? What?”

“I started a blog.”

“A what?”

“It’s a way for humans to read my message as I intend, without anyone botching the translation.”

“Hey, what’s done is done. Let it go.”

“A pox upon middle men.”