well, i’d say you haven’t BEEN there, because that description seems to imply that if you did, you’d be dead. :) and the last line, one of my fave movies. :D

The story was “as told to” because Vinnie has difficulty with both keyboard and mouse – can’t type well on the former and keeps swallowing the latter. :)

Ha!

I liked the story but your comment was better

It was a funny comment, I have to admit. Good entry into the challenge with a touch of conceit coming through in the narrative on the part of the snake…not that I’d say that to his face.

“drop dead gorgeous” is brilliant.