You don’t have to understand it. Hell, you don’t even have to know why it even exists. All you need to know is that it’s out there. It’s out there and it’s looking for you!
Why?
Does it really matter? Do you ask yourself, “Why is the sky blue today?”
No, you don’t. You look at the sky and accept that it JUST IS! The ’why’s’ don’t matter at all, do they?
So when I tell you, that they are out there; beyond this safe haven within which you find yourself, and they are after YOU. Accept it! It’s inevitable. They will find you. Cuff you up. Stuff you in some quarantine and will do WHO KNOWS WHAT to you!
Will they hurt you? Fuck ya! Of course they will. It’s what they do!
Will you give them what they want? No! You won’t. You know why? Because anything that you do give them is never enough. They will beat you to within an inch of your life and you will beg for mercy, and all you’ll get is laughter.
Who are they, you ask?
Anti-Virus’! That’s right! Virus Crawlers seeking us out to destroy us all!