Fun counter to the proffered blind date. Took me back to my junio prom when I got traded by my date. The last bit was classic romance novel material, but not in a bad way.

hee hee, if I can take the Great THX back in time and make him squirm, then I have reached a level of Nirvana reserved for, well, you can insert your own metaphors, but I am truly humbled.