“I love me toes,
So bright they glows,
Oi’lll ne’er see them stray,”
Sang a salty fisherman
one nice bright sunny day.

He wiggled his toes and cast his line,
Saddled the dock with his behind,
And about to belch another salty line,
A scream, it came, across the sky!

And paired with the scream an adder flew,
Then plopped in the water to begin anew.

WIP!