Wow, nice curveball.

From what I hear about Ms. Mirren this might qualify as non fiction.

Nice title by the way

My secret weakness is Helen Mirren! How did you know? Her porn would obviously be the classiest.

Ah, I see how that third line can be taken two different ways. Clever, clever, you prolific arachnidj.

Love it. The Helen Mirren curveball was priceless. I can just imagine the look on that man’s face…

Face foliage is a disturbing descriptor. Yet highly enjoyable.

I love how it’s Dame Helen Mirren who does the correcting. I originally read it as Manfred doing the correcting, but it’s much classier with her doing it.

Class. Utter class.

Also liked the pube-y bits.

jesteram – the height of my intellectual abilities is punning no the word ‘fucking’. I am pleased to see this acknowledged.

I was kind of disappointed that the entire story rested on ‘the Helen Mirren curveball’, as it has been called (perhaps the name of a sequel?). Glad someone also enjoyed facial foliage.

Have to admit the revelation does kind of hog the attention, but re-reading it reminds you of the great description as well.