Wil Wheaton, we love you.

Please read this and the other ones.

There’s only a hundred or so.

You’ll love them all.

We wrote them about you.

You’re usually Robin.

It’s probably a step up from Wesley, so make sure you comment and thank us for the good faith.

Again, we love you.

Forever and always.

…“SHUT UP, WESLEY!” Captain Picard bellowed as Wesley glistened in insubordination.

“If I were an adult, you wouldn’t treat me like this…” whimpered a once-again-hurt Wesley in one of his eternally fabulous sweaters.

“SHUT UP, WESLEY!!!” joined his mother, Doctor Beverly Crusher. Everyone hated Wesley and everyone knew it. Except Wesley, which is the punchline of this joke.