Full credit for the inspiration to commenter Sara on the MSNBC Test Pattern blog, for this line: “I’ve always been a big fan of ‘He Stopped Loving Her Today’ by George Jones. Though now that I think about it, the song is about his funeral, not his death, so he would have actually stopped loving her a few days earlier.”

You made me laugh with this one. Maybe he will come back for one more try. LOL
Oh, I would have wanted to be at THAT funeral!

That was hilarious, especially the last line. It’s like a Twilight Zone episode, only with a bit more humor than most of them had. Great twist, as I’m guessing the George Jones song didn’t have a zombie in it…though I could be wrong.