This made me laugh so hard, I cried.

You read all 8 chapters? And didn’t puke from all the bad taste? Woo-eee, I’m impressed.

Didn’t say it was entirely tasteful, but funny? Oh yes.

Holy #@$% dude, I read all 8 chapters and thought even with the need for an editor you made me laugh my a$$ off!
Too bad you can’t squish all 8 chapters into a ficly. You’d win the challenge. lol

Well it wasn’t all me. The really juicy parts were made by fellow collaborators.