There is a dog in this story with two eyes and four legs and a lot of other things you would expect on a dog. Use your imagination. The dog cares about things. Mostly the things you would expect a dog to care about, but at least we’ve got some kind of motivation there. For an animal which spends a relatively large amount of time in close contact with its own fecal matter, this dog has a pretty good idea of what matters in life. One of those things just happens to be poop.

This dog is actually introspective enough that, if it possessed both the ability to utilize writing utensils and sufficient familiarity with the complexities of written communication, it would probably keep a journal. It wouldn’t be that interesting as a piece of literature, but it would be written by a dog. Which is pretty cool. The kinds of things that would happen to this dog are probably pretty easy to imagine. Maybe it meets a lady dog or something, or goes to the park. Actually, wait. That reminds me of this great story about a do