“Wait a minute Roger”

“What?”

“You thought I meant your actual dog when I said ‘dog’?”

“Umm…yeah…”

“That’s too funny, Roger. Well, I understand your reaction now.”

“What did you mean? I mean you said ‘I wanna put my penis in your dog’.”

“Wait — didn’t you hear my voice. ‘I wanna put my penis in you, dawg.’”

“Derek, the ebonics stuff was never funny. Dawg.”

“Wassup dawg!!”

“Derek!”

“Wassup! I wanna put my penis in you, dawg!”

“Oh, quit it already Derek!”

“Sorry… I really wanna fuck your dog.”

“I know.”