The Captain, The Blogger
The Captain also spent most of his time in his quarters, crouched over the console. Everyone on the USS Crusher read his blog. Some even bought his DVDs and his fictional memoir as seen from the eyes of a cast member in a television show a spaceship that goes where no one has gone before.
Nobody minded, least of all Worf Jr, because every morning the Captain would say before heading to his quarters, “You have the bridge, Number Two.”