Staunch Winterbeen was a gregarious fellow liked by most in his small town of New Hamptonshire. He had a brief past in politics and with the toughest man in the city of Gotham’s approval and laundered fundings Staunch decided to make a run for the position of Governor. Staunch dawned an illustrious kimono and meandered out to his courtyard. It was quiet…..too quiet.

A worthy foe lie in wait for the jolly and unknowing Winterbeen. A twig snapped, a rustle in the bushes… The usually brave man cowered in fright.

Rodney Candycane emerged from a nearby bush, which oddly seemed much smaller than the large naked man it had held but somehow harbored him secretly.

“Good day to your sir, I come to inquire about two of your interests which may happen to interfere with my personal happiness.” Candycane gingerly spoke.

“I may have let you off the hook had you merely attempted to steal my grand postion of governor and protector of our fine city but you have meddled into my sex life my boy.”