…Cancun, Mexico.
But we ran into a problem.
Damn Jake for forgetting his passport at home!

So we decided to go to Miami.
But as long as we were breaking the rules already
An alternative plan dawned upon us.

We left our truck
At a Cub Foods parking lot in Texas
And politely asked drug smugglers for a ride
Into the country

When we arrived in Mexico,
We thanked the men
And they pointed us towards the nearest place
Where we could rent a car

My friends and I were so excited to get to Cancun,
We almost forgot that they had kept
My sister locked in the basement of their house
’Till we returned-
As insurance against us revealing their identities

She’s pretty annoying anyway.

(This is not to be taken seriously, obviously. My apologies for my rather twisted humor here :) )