I did it. I killed myself. What does it feel like? Intense pain from the gunshot for only half of a second, then nothing, absolute darkness. But wait, what’s that I hear in the distance. It’s my wife, she’s sobbing and screaming at me. “Why? Why? I love you! What am I going to do? You fucking bastard!” I now hear her saying that over and over again for the rest of existence…

Shit