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Caveman Dave Speaks

Can you believe that guy? I mean, really, the nerve of some people.

I mean here I am, sitting outside the cave with Debbie, watching the hotsticks, minding my own damn business, and that asshole Og comes over and clubs her on the head and drags her back into HIS cave.

What a fucking prick!

He knows it’s been three weeks since I did that to her! He knows we have something special going on here, and he still has the stones to do something like that.

Dick.

At least she’ll give him the clap.

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