Fun stuff. I liked how it starts with a classic bad dream scenario then flips at the end to a retelling of a factual incident that led to marriage. Nice entry in the challenge, even if the end got a bit quick.

Bawdy and delicious.

Classic. Very well done, indeed!
‘backed away… to avoid another blow…’, perhaps?
Funny stuff.

What a great funny story to tell the grand kiddies! I LOVED the “I Never Smurf and Tell” boxer shorts"

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This was funny! I love the story and I wish this was my dad!