You are so fucking weird.

I kinda alluded to this in another comment but are you Chuck Palahniuk?

“Hey, Chuck, what’s this Ficly stuff all up in your hard drive?”

“Oh; it’s all good. Just a little place I go to ejaculate my brain fluids every day. Gets rid of the aggression.”

not a fan of his, and sort of why this is the last one of these involving this character. don’t want to run this one into the ground

Then apologies for the comparison! It was meant in good humor. I think he’s dogshit as a novelist but can see his style working well in these tight limits.