bravo

ahahahhahahaha

this is hilarious

god yeah zombies are such a novel concept

I fucking love hearing about zombies and dudes swearing about zombies

fuck that shit gets me so fucking amped up to load up the train to zombie town and put my boot in some HELL ZOMBIE ASS

i fucking love that you showed how cynical a guy can be when there are zombies around, I’ve never heard or seen that before

god yes keep fucking swearing about zombies and I’ll buy all your books, I’ve never seen anything fucking like this before

shit yeah

I bet if I even saw anything else like this my head would pop like a grape, that’s how pumped I would be

I know, man, it’s fucking awesome how fucking awesome I am. Holy fuck I cannot even fucking handle how fucking awesome this shit is.

I would have given this 5 but you didn’t use fuck enough. Otherwise this is spot on. I know because I survived a zombie apocalypse. I’m an expert on this shit, and you fucking nailed it man.

Holy fucking fuckshit!

Is this a true story?

Hell ass damn balls, man.

Those last couple lines were awesome!

haaha i love this

The bit about the pluralization of apocalypse was quite good, I feel.

Balls-to-the-wall action from beginning to end.

Holy fuck! You sure are writing this ironically because you didn’t like the original story! Fuck yeah! Whooo.

This is on par with A Modest Proposal

An absolute fucking masterfuckingpiece, man.

Fuck.

Fuck, this is the greatest fucking shit I’ve read in my entire fucking life. It’s like, fuck, this is good! You know what I mean?

Zombie Heisenberg and Zombie Hawking. You fucking win.

Holy Fucking Cunting Shitting Shit, bitch. You are fucking amazing with this mind-fucking awesomeness that is zombots.
Jesus shitting a christmas ornament, this may be the best fucking piece of literature I’ve ever fucking read, goddamnit.

Apocali could be a plural of apocalypse… But why does everyone sequel wilw’s story if they want to write a zombie story? The swearing was a bit over the top, also

Shit my balls indeed, Shorty.

Shit my balls indeed.

“Cunting” just might be my favorite adjective. Fucking-A!

I have to say that I’m, like, super sick of the whole zombie thing.

It’s passe.

But the concept of Zombots? Zombie robots? I love it. Kudos!

I don’t know what’s funnier: The story or the comments that followed.

But i loved the rawness of the story!

Well I like it, it’s got a beat and you can dance to it.

Clearly, you need to plant more sunflowers and watermelon launchers.

The title? Zombie Heisenberg and Zombie Hawking? There’s no plural of apocalypse? This is GOLD. Pure gold.

Oh my word too true, there is no plural of apocalypse because there fucking isn’t one. I LOVED THIS.