Once there was nothing.

Then there was a man. His name was Adam.

He was lonely.

God took one of his ribs and made a companion.

She was beautiful, and became a good friend.

She wasn’t really that smart.

She spoke to a snake, who told her that she should try Adam’s apple.

She liked the look of Adam’s apple, especially its size.

When she tried the apple it made Adam stupid too.

God was displeased, because now man would forever be stupid when it came to his apple, and man’s apple would become the primary root of most of the problems of mankind.

Forever and ever. Amen.