Change Your Mind Inc.
Their motto was “Change Your Mind; Be Kind, Rewind”.
He sat in the lobby wondering if he should leave. He had recently paid them to reverse a decision and was unhappy with the results. They called his number and he approached the receptionist and said he wanted to file a Change-of-Mind request. She scanned his credit implant and placed a bid on his rating. She then transfered his file to a Cloud Advocacy service to ensure anonymity. She handed him an Encrypted Depressant suspended in a soylent gelatin shot.
He was led to a room and placed on a lounge and soon, a Re-Decisionist appeared:
“What can we do for you today?” She asked.
“You recently performed a reversal service for me. I’ve changed my mind and want that first decision reversed”.
‘Is this your second visit?"
“I can’t remember."
“We don’t offer refunds”.
“But it’s guaranteed!”
“We’ve changed our minds.”
“Are you sure?”
“That’s our forte. What do you want to do?”
“I’m confused.”
“When you decide, let me know.”
“I guess.”
“That’s extra.”