“Hi, its me. Pick up the phone”.
A hard pill to swallow
DEFINE- You: “Desperation is sometimes as powerful an inspirer as genius.”
Benjamin Disrae

“999, what’s your emergency”?
Alcohol
DEFINE- Self Medicated: Court Ordered Psychiatric Hold.

“The Doctors out sick, would you like to reschedule”?

“For behavioral health, press 9”.
Abilify
DEFINE- Behavior: Headless.

“For test results, press 8.”
Zyprexa
DEFINE: Test Results: Diabetes

“If your a Physician, press 7”.
Remeron
DEFINE: Activity: Sloth

“To speak to a nurse, press 6”.
Risperdone
DEFINE- Speech: Babel.

“Medical records, press 5”.
Strattera
DEFINE- Cognition: Void.

“For prescription refills, press 4”.
Amatryptyline
DEFINE- Sleep: Overdose.

“For referrals, press 3”.
Lithium
DEFINE- Weapon: Laces.

“For office hours and location, press 2”.
Citalopram
DEFINE- Jaws: Steel Trap.

“For an appointment, press 1”.
Lexapro
DEFINE- Anxiety: Frozen.

“You’ve reached The Clinic. To reach the Crisis Line, press 0”.
Ambien
DEFINE- Sleep Walking: Missing.