Messy desk, messy desk.
I really have a messy desk.
There’s a carcass in my desk.
My messy desk is sure grotesque!
It isn’t very picturesque.
You’re messier than all the rest.
I think that you’re the very best.
I love you so much, messy desk!

(Now I just need to write a sequel and call it “Messy Locker”.)