‘Fess up… you own a duck suit, don’t you? I happened to take a look at story #1, written by you, very recently, and it to made reference to a test and a duck suit.
I agree with BARomero and loved every line. If the original duck suit story weaves in with this one, even more masterfully has the monkeyshine been done!
I can’t believe I missed BARomero’s comment. Yes, I must confess I was imagining this in a very Python vein, though I tend to favor a Michael Palin/John Cleese combo.