Schmert Schmerts His Schmitzelbitzel
The Shewolf just bared her fangs and launched herself at him.
Schmert Schmitzelbitzel, brave connoisseur of interspecies wanking, abruptly remembered too late a biology lesson concerning the mating tendencies of wolves during his five years under the cruel tutelage of Padre Peterpaul Bonkadonk.
He immediately regretted this oversight, the primary reason being wolves mate for life, and, secondarily, the half hour’s endurance of being locked to a thrashing, bucking Shewolf. At least the next time his friends asked, he could truthfully answer, “She was an animal!”