WOW! I knew someone just like her! We would go out and she was uncontrollable, her mouth as foul as mine. We went to high school together. No older male teacher was safe. Her goal in life was to become a professional college student so she could !!!! the professors. And she did. No joke. Marsha was her name, she looked just like Snow White.
This story freaked me out in a good way. You turned me into a voyeur.
One tiny suggestion, did you mean for there to be a “a” before Sean Connery? If not, then, since this is in first person, something like, Oh my god! Sean Connery at 6 o’clock! Or something like that.
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