I didn’t follow that at all. I know you were going for absurdest, and maybe the challenge explains this. I don’t know. Whatever you were aiming for, you missed the point at which I would be able to make sense of it. I get the vague idea, and there’s some good humor to it though.

No idea what’s going on in this piece, but I’m amused with the image of duck-men in suits.

Perfect. Those reactions are exactly the reactions I wanted to extract from my audience. Things are going swimmingly.