A World in Which The Rocketeer Wasn’t Meant To Be. I think the dude regretted saying “I’ll never know what hit me.”

A whole planet is rushing up to kill you. It’s in your sights, growing and growing until your eyeballs are pulp.

Hey, Doc, remember the other day when you asked me what the meaning of ‘irony’ was? And then the day after, I tried to fly over Last Chance Gorge and it was the last chance I ever took, after I said I’d never know what hit me, and then I saw the big rock in the skies of venus hit me in the face?

Awesome. I laughed my face off at the crazy foreign accent. This is comedy gold, man, I hope you had fun writing it. Awesome.

Is it just me that imagines the Doc as Doctor Strangelove, a Nazi scientist brought over to help fight the Reds?

D’oh!! But you can’t fight your hero’s logic.