This is very clever, but perhaps it’s too clever for me. I’m having some trouble wrapping my brain around the fact that the narrator cannot get rid of the writer’s block because the narrator does not suffer from writer’s block.

I wouldn’t worry too much about wrapping your brain around it – it’s more whimsical than sensical!

That’s a good enough answer for me! :B

I think it very sensible. – The “writer’s block” doesn’t go with the other pieces of furniture and thus needs to be sold. – I think Hemingway wrote a story like this:

For Sale.
Writer’s Block.
Never used.

I really enjoy this story. Its definitely clever. And fun. :)

Also, I agree and like Sir Bics comment. :)