The seedy underbelly of the house?

No, that would be the illegal underground greenhouse…

What are we hiding in here?! What goes on in Fic Manor, stays in Fic Manor.

Decadent and hedonistic. Artistic, impossible descriptions that really suit the house.

Sordid and decadent without getting explicit. Great descriptions, especially the last line.

I spotted a few typos:
the banter of those who have nothing to talk about but others whom have nothing to talk about.
(whom should be who)

Hands grasp smart tattoos that scatter and reform some place where it may be seen clearly.
(it should be they)

The only time a nazi is good for something is when it’s a grammar nazi. Fixed! Thanks a bunch