Great, imaginative magical sort of coat room. Took me a reread to catch the adaptable aspect of the room. Second paragraph, “wrong” seems redundant, but maybe that’s just me. Overall, a fun read and a cool visual of this shifting, limitless coat room.

I absolutely adored that third paragraph! It created an incredibly vivid image for me, and the irony of the bones only yards from their coats was genius!

what a goblin that coat tender must be!

I agree with Mr Durnford, that third paragraph is fabulous.

I love how it is written in a very 1920s English manner. I imagine it spoken by a butler, or the holder of the house.