Okay, not as magical or mystical an entry as a lot of the others, but after I read the challenge this quote from my dad popped into my head, practically demanding this ficly be written.

I apologize, though only to a small extent, for the bathroom humor contained therein.

No I love it- we all do. I think it is very true. I haven’t met a guy yet who wouldn’t pee out a window if he thought he could get away with it. The ceiling thing reminds me of stories from grade school. Awesome entry and yes every house needs one (or more).

It sounds like your dad was a real character. I’m glad someone remembered to include a restroom in the house.

I kind of pictured the two burly men on the ceiling as murals: makes for an ornate bathroom rather than a ..wet and smelly one.

No, I meant, in defiance of physics per the challenge parameters, there are two dudes standing on the ceiling peeing into the urinals on the floor. It’s not a lovely visual, but it made me giggle.

Ha, this one made me smile. Although, I’m wondering which part of it was the quote from you dad…

The directions to the party made me chuckle.
It sets a perfect tone and I liked the way you made the “pee on the ceiling” saying into a reality-bending pun.

The house as MC Escher would have liked it. No matter how much beer I have, I can’t piss on the ceiling.

I must be in the wrong room!

This house is like Wonderland! Reading through all the entries is a real trip.

I love the commonness of the characters combined with the flamboyance of the house.