Hacksaw you are pretty good at description. Unfortunately description of your sort, while good, is ill-suited to this kind of format; I feel like if you wrote something a little longer, we’d really get to see you strut your stuff. As it is, your stories are half-breaths, where we just get into it and then it ends.

Basically I’m saying you’re awesome but could stand to be awesomer.

Yeah, I really wish we had more than 1024 characters to work with, but thems the breaks.

I don’t know, I thought the last line about the bumper sticker was pretty good.

I think it could have been more ironic, (“my other car is a porsche”) but maybe that would be pushing it.

Coincidentally, his other car was a Porsche. Though it, too, was full of garbage.

haha, and your descriptions flow with humor, a dry wit, that I love, but take the 1024 as a challenge and make it all fit. :)