I’ve long since regretted installing that snooze button.

Of course you’re curious about the future, but first I must subject you to my usual angst before discovering any details.

FUCCCCKKK!

Now that’s out of the way, the future is… a change. Humankind is split into two distinct castes, one of which live underground. The other loiters on the surface, slightly hedonistic, completely non-resistant when the underground comes above to make Soylent Green of them.

Hey what? Of course I’m paraphrasing The Time Machine.

You can see that this whole debacle has made me bitter, huh?