imagining all manner of things he could be hauling.. though i realize his erratic driving was just so people would call the number to complain.. good thing i’ve never dialed that number!

I was also wondering what kind of contraband or dead bodies were in the vehicle. Thanks for entering!

Haha! I always wondered what the toll was on those calls, and why anybody would insist on a report of their driving. What a great story.

ROFL! Especially if he put them on hold for an hour or so, playing all the while that really stupid-sounding bland jazz, with a “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line” every once in awhile.

I didn’t realise that the reckless driving was a way of making money; I just thought he enjoyed reckless driving and screwing over those he drove past.

But I read the comments and the cleverness of the story became clear to me.

Brilliant idea. I once called the number on the back of a semi that was driving too slow. Glad I didn’t rack up a bill.

Great piece. It made me chuckle. Shrewd business men are always interesting.