A Very Pink Assault
“What’s that?”
“It’s a cellphone, mum.”
“What is it saying?”
“I don’t know. Let me listen.” He bent his ear against the window.
“…”
“…”
“Mika—”
“Shh!”
“…”
“…”
“Look, they’re going away!”
“It’s a job.”
“Mika, I don’t understand.”
“Me neither. Something about an elevator.”
“Elevator?”
“They’re a construction crew.”
“Construction crew?”
“Seriously, mum, you make a lousy parrot.”
“Mika!”
“It’s just a job, that’s all. They’ve been contracted to repair an elevator.”
“I suppose I should be relieved they’re gone.” She cleaned up the tea she dropped and poured another cup.
“MUM!”
“What, are they back?”
“No. The neighbor’s flamingos… they’re moving!” There was a crash as she dropped the tea again.
“My God, Mika, this is too much. Now I wish dad was about.”