“Innocent, huh? Since when do men carry purses?”

positively bone-chilling.

it’s nice to read something uplifting for once, restored my faight in our mockery of a court system!

The perp had led us down every back alley and side street in this whore of a City.
I really liked that line!
Also, I don’t know if this is what you intended, but this made me laugh really hard.
Also, I think you could do more with exposition, although its pretty clear what’s going on but it seems something is a bit off with the why. And near the last part I’m not sure who’s talking.

Wow, I use also too many times. Sorry about that!

laughter is definitely what I was hoping for, this and a lot of my other stories (with the exception of “In Sickness and In Health”) are written as jokes

he caught you “red-handed”
sorry, bad pun. :P
he should have thrown the purse in a dumpster after emptying its contents, geez, amateur!

How do you know so much about purse snatching Elsha. Hmmmmm…. *