XD

That was just… awkwardly, robotically funny!

“Four of the pods snapped off and withered and died inside her.”

positively bone-chilling.

very descriptive of a scene I can’t quite make out in my mind’s eye, but very erotic nonetheless.

I don’t dare make it out in my mind’s eye, not if I plan on leaving my masturbating room for the next six hours

I got WRITING of my own to do!

Completely sideways. It takes expectations, scrunches them up in a ball, spits on them and grinds them under pudendum. I think you shorted my brain.

I loved ‘pentapods’ and ‘painful orgasms’.

Bonus points for invoking Pat Benetar.

Jape Prophets

Holy Shit! *